The only major rock star to have turned down both the Plaster Caster and Iceland's Phallological Museum, he sent the latter a plaster copy of the white horse's private parts that had been removed from the cover of his solo album entitled "Ride A Rock Horse" after an outcry of the Mothers of America vs the Mothers of Invention. His verbatim comment ran as follows: "Turn tha' blahday racke' orf, donya knahoo Oim town dif?", which is still being deciphered by Egyptologists of Cockney descent. Now all he has to look forward to in life is "Mashed potato day" at the Senior Center, also called "Eatin' with the Elderly"! His fellow inmates keep waiting for "famous last words", but so far "Rogah" has only managed a few watered-down spoofs of his famous choking scene in The Legacy when forced to listen to "My Generation" performed by The Ancient Geezer Choir. It got on Roger's nerves that he had lost his magical touch and his fame and he ended up in a Retirement Community. The first one was a bad Tremors rip off, the second was a movie based on cat screams for the full 90(!) minutes and the last one heralded the start of the dreadful music we now know as hip hop. The magic was gone with Roger, having used up all of his creative energy on Rogers Angels, and he produced a string of very bad movies.'The Juvenile Strike', 'Cat Screams' and 'Oink, Oink' were absolutely terrible, both in the eyes of the public as well as the movie critics. Being the great buddies Roger and Peter were, he immediately got one, though perhaps he shouldn't have had. But nobody really cared.Īfter this Roger demanded a contract to start a career as a movie producer. Roger decided to call it quits and handed over production to a close family member, namely Jim Dalton. Roger was still pleased with his show but it went downhill from the 7th season on. After 5 seasons Bo Derek developed drugs problem and was replaced by Jennifer Connelly, the first angel to not have blonde hair. They probably would have taken over the world, had it not been for 'Roger's Angels'. She kicked the butt out of those feisty garden creatures, which is a good thing because the frogs and lizards bonded and were a threat to mankind. But everyone's favorite angel soon became Cheryl. All four fighting women who fought frogs, lizards and bees in the show, became popular. The show 'Roger's Angels' became an instant hit. Not to be confused with 19th century chemist John Dalton The Post Music Successful Years
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